Are your parents siblings?

Do u practice being this ugly?

Mix with people with a good attitude.

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

How would you like to feel the way you look?

Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…

Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.